Yesterday, I got the oil changed on my car. Today, I glanced up at the little sticker they put on the windshield and the date for my "next service" was three days after my due date. I thought, "By the time I change the oil on the car again, I will have a child."
They should put this on a bumper sticker and give it to all women as they begin their third trimester:
Motherhood, just an oil change away.