We Got Some Brains In This Family

We found out this morning that my brother got a 2250 on the SAT. Back when I took the test the scoring was different, so I had to look up some information on the new scoring system and this is what I found:

I'm totally going to go fill his room with ivy (not the poisonous kind) and leave a sweater with elbow patches on his bed. And possibly also a copy of the Oxford English Dictionary.

(Well done sir. Very well done.)

Scientific Theory

"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."

-Mark Russell